Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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