Who wears a wallet chain?!
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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