id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
