Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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