Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
PS: I just woke up from my shower
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Randomize
