I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Randomize
