did you get engaged???
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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