lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
last night I used snow as a chaser
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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