this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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