I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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