i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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