Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
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His pubic hair was longer than his dick
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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