That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I just found a bag of teeth...
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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