i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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