you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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