yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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