Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I deserve this hangover.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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