Hey man sorry I got all grabby
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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