if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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