Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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