sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i wish my penis had a tongue
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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