In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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