Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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