Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
