I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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