spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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