I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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