You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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