just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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