honey bunches of taint.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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