yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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