I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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