I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
It was like giving head to a cactus.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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