Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
How naked do you want me to be?
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