i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Randomize
