omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Who died my cat blue again?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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