I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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