Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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