found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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