How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I think weed is turning my hair brown
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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