Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
