My hair reeks of homosexuality.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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