I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
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