honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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