Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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