Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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