I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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