i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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