Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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