OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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