I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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