Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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