their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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