IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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