no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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