Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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